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dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

this movie was perfect

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i’m not perfect. dating me means dating someone who will text you at 2:57am worrying about a headache or some other ailment because i’m worried i might die. dating me means dating all my weird habits, obsessions and quirks, like my derp voice and my affinity for belching and making loud, strange noises at random intervals because i’m bored. it means dating my jealous streak because i’m not good at sharing what i want to be mine and mine alone. it means dating someone who’s still trying to find themselves on this big, confusing, floating ball we call earth. but it also means dating someone who will text you in the middle of the afternoon just because i miss you. it may not be a full sentence, it may just be an emoji, but it’s because i can’t stop thinking about you. it means me showing up at your door with flowers or food because you said you were feeling down and i want to cheer you up. it means me stealing a kiss in the middle of the street, holding your hand whenever you’ll let me, and cuddling under a blanket while you watch netflix and i watch you. it means me facetiming you whenever we’re apart because i can’t stand not seeing your face every day, or roadtripping to wherever you are so i can hold you again. it means me kissing your forehead in the morning if i have to get up before you, or whining and trying to hold on to you if you have to leave before me. and knowing that even though i’m sassy, sarcastic and playfully mean to you because that’s just how i am, that i could never in a million years actually mean it, because you mean everything to me. it means me loving you, no matter where you are and no matter where i am, because nothing will ever change the way i feel about you. i may not be perfect, and i may not be able to give you everything you need, but i’ll give you everything i have.